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	<title>dave-smith.co.uk &#187; Taking the piss</title>
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	<description>I&#039;m sorry, Dave. I&#039;m afraid I can&#039;t do that.</description>
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		<title>Goodbye Gertie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Smith</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Living in the sticks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[(doesn&#8217;t everyone name their cars!?) So today after 3 years and 57470 miles Gertie Golf goes back so: 57470 miles / 32mpg (avg) = 1796 gallons of go juice 1796 gallons = 8165 litres 8195 x 115p litre (expensive fuel, rather than the norm) = 9424.25 UKP of which 6126 UKP went straight to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s the economy stupid</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unless of course you are the current prime minister, in which case it is seemingly more important to ensure that as far as the royal family is concerned, they should be able to marry left footers, and that women can now take the top job even if there are other royal men alive (well done [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There are lies, damn lies and battery life figures</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here I am taking a break from working from home, to work in my local (ish) coffee republic which offers free wifi, average coffee and a medicore bite to eat, I&#8217;ve been using my conputer for 50 minutes and have 58 minutes of battery life left.  According the Apple website I should be able [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupidity</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really are people so stupid]]></description>
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